Quien es mas macho?

Here it is, week 11 of the 2009 NFL season, and Mumia Abu-Jamal still sits on death row, sent there by the hetero-normative white patriarchy that runs our criminal INjustice system.  Even more INjust is the fact that Bill Belichick was unable to challenge an obviously sexist call made by a cadre of corporatized old white men on fourth-and-one last Sunday, because he had to burn all of his timeouts slowing down the gang rape that is the Colts’ hurry-up offense. ‘No’ means ‘No’!  This was a real shame, because Abort for Africa—a womyn’s collective that knits scarves and sells them to fund free abortion clinics in sub-Saharan Africa, and of which I am the only openly male member—had this entire quarter’s earnings down on the Patriots to win at 1.5 to 1.    Unfortunately, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld’s next rape safari to Rwanda will not be countered with the free gynecological care, family planning services, and penis fly traps that this worthy charity provides.

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Owning a football team means you are sweet. Being able to pull off wearing a powder blue suit means you are sweet. Flipping people off is sweet.

Doing all three things at once means you are pretty much a master.

Found here and sent to me by my buddy Jasmyn

Traditional family values will win out over the sodomists from Seattle this Sunday.

That Arab foreigner in the White House sure has muslimed up the prospects for a happy holiday season this year.  I was hoping to give my girl the H3 Hummer for Christmas, but thanks to the vaccine shortage and jobless economic recovery, it seems more likely that I’ll be giving her the H1N1 virus!  Swine flu!  Also, I don’t know about you, but with the specter of socialist death panels looming, I don’t feel comfortable spending my rock-hard-earned cash on an expensive Butterball turkey this year.  Maybe we all ought to get together in the spirit of Thanksgiving and roast us up a big, black, gay Muslim foreigner turkey instead!  Tea bags!! Double exclamation points!!!  Anyway, before we go FULL commie and Obama builds a new Berlin wall betwixt us and freedom*, we better get our bets down for the Week 10 NFL action!!!!

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(Sorry this is the wrong video, it’s the making of the sequence I discussed, if I can find the finished product I’ll put it here)

For something like 20 years now Hank Williams has been working for Disney/ABC/ESPN redoing weekly versions of “all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight” as the intro to monday night football.  He made a pro Mccain/Palin version of the song last November also.  Along with “I’m proud to be an American” it’s maybe the unofficial anthem of our country.

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First look at this t-shirt (click to view closer):

Then answer this question that Phil and I have been arguing about: Did Jesus tap?