a very serious scheme

Riff-Raff is street smart but has poor math skills

My idea works like this: People always want to tell me how smart their cat is: “Oh he figured out  that the bed is where I sleep so he goes there to wake me up”.   I want to make a line of puzzles for cats to solve while being timed.  Their owners can then brag about their scores just like parents do for SAT’s.  There should be several different puzzles that measure different kinds of cognitive ability, all made out of cheap plastic in China but all retailing for around $75.

My secondary revenue stream from this idea will be to coordinate cat tutors that will come to your house and teach your cat how to score better so that you don’t have to be ashamed of its low score.

Everyone knows that a get-rich-quick scheme is as good as its name, so once I register pussypuzzles.biz I’ll be on top of the world.

A Hispanic Cosby Show

(lauren b’s grandmother’s idea)