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• 1 C Lo // Feb 16, 2010 at 9:57 am

  Yes. I think I started with a stupid 4g ipod back in the day. Then I went up to 20 then 30. Now I want the 160g. I don’t even know what I’d do with all that size, but I’m sure I’d find a use for it. I used to think size didn’t matter or that medium was just fine, but the older I get, the bigger I want it.

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• 2 Joe // Feb 16, 2010 at 10:34 am

  I get no complaints.*

  *to my face.

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• 3 jake // Feb 16, 2010 at 10:39 am

  @Joe: I get all my complaints via notarized letter.

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• 4 MissBella // Feb 16, 2010 at 10:59 am

  yes, as well as how you use it.

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• 5 bonnie boo // Feb 16, 2010 at 11:10 am

  depends on what youre talking about… lol… but if its what i think youre talking about..yes…things can be too big OR too small…

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• 6 panasonicyouth // Feb 16, 2010 at 11:15 am

  I think I’d be peeved if I asked Jake for a size medium and he gave me an extra large. So yeah, size matters.

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• 7 Stace // Feb 16, 2010 at 11:23 am

  Never try to drive a 15′ high trailer under a bridge that’s only 14’6″. It will end in failure and therefore show you that size does indeed matter.

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• 8 Mamarox // Feb 16, 2010 at 12:09 pm

  Seize? I was once told to seize and desist.
  Ooooh! SIZE!

  Nevermind.

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• 9 phil // Feb 17, 2010 at 11:15 am

  No it doesn’t. Listen to bushwick:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ncpqhAODM

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• 10 ching // Feb 17, 2010 at 6:50 pm

  size always matters

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• 11 jason // Feb 17, 2010 at 8:50 pm

  phil’s right! i met bushwick bill in person at rite aid and he had a drop top benz and two chicks with him.

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• 12 Joe // Feb 18, 2010 at 6:15 am

  That is true, I have heard, from a source I trust, that it “ain’t shit*.”

  *Which I believe is a colorful way of saying: “maybe in a perfectly even playing field size would be a deciding factor, however if there are any other differentiators present then it is highly likely that size is rendered effectively insignificant.”

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• 13 Joe // Feb 18, 2010 at 6:47 am

  Oh hey, I used the freedom of information act to go into the SF public records and was able to retrieve this:

  San Francisco, California 94111

  Jacob Milo MacLachlan
  San Francisco, California 94111

  RE: Mid-Coital Activities

  Dear Mr. MacLachlan:

  Pursuant to my rights under federal laws, I am requesting that you cease and desist from the following activities “in flagrante”:

  Winking or blowing kisses to self, watching self flexing biceps, or otherwise interacting with self in the mirror.

  Putting on a WC Fields mask and quoting “I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy” and then waggling your male member, or “Ali you have driven me to drink, but I have never had the chance to thank you” and then tapping your cigar and getting ash all over the bed.

  Covering yourself with mustard and onions and pretending to be a hot dog with the comforter as the ‘bun’.

  Performing dialogue from or quoting from Das Boot, Schindlers list, or making any reference to an “O-face”.

  You are hereby notified that if you do not comply with this request, I will immediately file a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission and the California Attorney General’s office. Civil and criminal claims will be pursued.

  Sincerely,

  Ali Jacqueline

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• 14 Joe // Feb 18, 2010 at 10:10 am

  I also found another notarized letter of complaint sent to Jake where the girl wants him to stop making her call him “Sir Long-stroke” but I am too lazy to transcribe it.

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• 15 jake // Feb 18, 2010 at 10:42 am

  That’s a tricky way to try to finally get me to read that notice, Joe.

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• 16 Tiffany! // Feb 19, 2010 at 8:50 am

  @Joe… you just made my morning… and made me wonder why Phil hides his friends. You guys always make me laugh!

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