President Lyndon B. Johnson talks about his bunghole and nutsack.

posted February 9th by eddie k

This is a recording of our own LBJ ordering some custom fitted slacks that don’t chafe his balls and butthole. Mention of the said bunghole begins at 2:00.

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  • 1 phil // Feb 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Best president ever. I’m laughing at “it’s like sitting on a wire fence”. I need a tailor who will make pants to order. Wait a minute, he carried a knife as president?!

  • 2 jon // Feb 9, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    How the hell does he wear a size 17 extra long shirt? That is huge im a normal size grown up and I only wear a 15.

    Maybe he did. Turns out he was 6’3″

  • 3 jake // Feb 9, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    LBJ rules so hard.

    Was it uncommon for a President to have a pocketknife back then, or do you think all guys had them?

  • 4 Nick // Feb 10, 2010 at 9:00 am

    All dudes carried pocket knives back then. They were great for cleaning dirt from under your nails, at least that’s what my Grandpa told me, but he worked for the railroad laying track.

  • 5 phil // Feb 10, 2010 at 9:52 am

    FDR for damn sure didn’t carry a pocket knife. He had a servant with a nail polishing device.

  • 6 Nick // Feb 10, 2010 at 10:58 am

    What kind of knife do you think he carried phil, was it a bowie knife? Maybe that’s why it kept falling out of his pocket, that would make sense.

  • 7 phil // Feb 10, 2010 at 11:05 am

    He was from Texas, so yeah probably a Bowie knife. I doubt Jimmy Carter, Nixon or JFK carried knives either. LBJ must have been the last president to carry a knife. I bet he was at a summit meeting with the soviet leader and his knife fell out of his pants and almost started a war so that’s why presidents don’t carry knives anymore.

    Also what’s up with LBJ’s weight fluctuating +/- 15 lbs in the summer? That seems extreme to me.

  • 8 jake // Feb 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    I’m almost certain LBJ’s pecker “fell out” at a summit meeting.

    Carter was a farmer; he probably carried a knife. JFK was Irish, so he probably did too.

  • 9 phil // Feb 10, 2010 at 12:45 pm

    I think Carter carried a piece of hay that he’d put in his mouth and JFK probably carried a shillelagh.

  • 10 phil // Feb 10, 2010 at 4:18 pm

    I think Ronald Reagan carried a pistol like the one in Dirty Harry.

  • 11 peteg // Feb 12, 2010 at 9:19 am

    That’s not a tailor he’s on the phone with. He’s calling Haggar. http://www.haggar.com/

    It’s like calling up Levis or Wrangler and demanding totally custom jeans. LBJ rules it so hard.

  • 12 jake // Feb 12, 2010 at 10:48 am

    “Haggar®: Caring for your nutsack and bunghole since 1926.”

  • 13 DirtyDanSin // Feb 12, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Thanks for reminding me of this. I have it on cd as part of the “White House Tapes: Eavesdropping on The President.” That set is awesome because it comes with a book of transcriptions :-)

    This LBJ part is the best section….EVER!

  • 14 peteg // Feb 18, 2010 at 10:16 am

    This phone call suggests to me that LBJ liked to free-ball it

  • 15 jake // Feb 18, 2010 at 10:45 am

    I bet he liked to raw-dog it, too.

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