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• 1 MissBella // Feb 8, 2010 at 9:44 am

  I’m Jewish, and in the Jew world if anything goes wrong we always say “that’s my Jewish luck for ya” so the last time something happened like me spilling a drink on myself or tripping on the street I probably blamed my Jew luck.
  I also always like to think I have good luck wherever I go, helps keep me motivated.

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• 2 Joe // Feb 8, 2010 at 10:02 am

  I think of that as less “luck” and more “blood-curse passed on to me by my mother”. Hopefully I can break the chain by reproducing with a non-jew. I married one for these purposes but we’ll see how it goes.

  I’ll probably find out she is from some weird, japanese-jewish offshoot. That’s my jewish luck for you.

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• 3 c lo // Feb 8, 2010 at 10:54 am

  bad luck = a string of events that hasn’t stopped since my FIL passed away.

  good luck = when I was 10 or 11, I played old lady bingo with my grandma and I won every round. the old ladies were PISSED and kicked me out.

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• 4 panasonicyouth // Feb 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm

  I don’t think I necessarily have “bad” luck so much as I’m a huge klutz. But I broke like 3 things in a 10 second span last night and then slipped in a puddle of water because my sink is leaking and then when I went to go get a towel to clean it up and walked into the doorway.

  :/

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• 5 phil // Feb 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm

  Yesterday I shot craps and took Jason’s money, hitting 7′s and 11′s making points like 4 and 10 like they were nothing. Nobody saw it but me and him though so no one will believe it happened.

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• 6 Stace // Feb 8, 2010 at 1:35 pm

  I can’t remember a time when I’ve had either really good or really bad luck.

  Most recent issue is bad luck getting the tiny ants to stay out of our apartment. But they only dwell near the doorways and we have friendly spiders who now have more than they can eat.

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• 7 panasonicyouth // Feb 8, 2010 at 3:48 pm

  I believe you, Phil.

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• 8 MissBella // Feb 8, 2010 at 4:43 pm

  haha Joe! I’m hopefully breaking the chain by getting with a non jew too, but he seems more jew to me everyday! Always trying to find some bargain on something, and I’m like “stop being like me! no jew for you”.

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• 9 HR // Feb 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm

  i believe you too phil.

  I dont know. i think my luck is beginning to run out. maybe it was more of parking karma then luck then. and wallet karma. i lose that a lot.

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• 10 beth // Feb 9, 2010 at 12:44 pm

  The last bout of great luck was around Christmas time when I took money from my loved ones in a dice game called LCR. I won a good deal of money, and was a benevolent lender (to keep people in the game so they can pay me more winnings.)

  Merry Holidays, Beth!

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