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• 1 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:11 am

  Yes.

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• 2 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:22 am

  @phil…excellent answer.

  I concur.

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• 3 Nick // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:58 am

  Every time.

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• 4 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:01 am

  i love to fart in public. when they’re loud it embarrasses people. my favorite are the silent stinky ones, especially on public transportation.

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• 5 Tiffany! // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:13 am

  No. And not often. I don’t eat a lot of rubbish, and my stomach is tolerant to all that I eat/drink, so maybe that helps.

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• 6 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:13 am

  If I’m in a huge crowd, I don’t care and let it go.
  If I’m sitting there on the couch watching TV with my BF, I won’t fart for anything. Would love if he returned the favor just once!

  Oh, and I only fart on certain days. haha

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• 7 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:54 am

  Ching do you try to arrange it so that you blast off on people while they are sitting down and you are standing up on the bus? I hate when people do that to me!

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• 8 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm

  @phil in fact, i think i may have farted in your lap before!

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• 9 Stace // Jan 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm

  Meh, it all depends on the situation and possible type of fart. In other cases, I’ll go the bathroom where it feels a little more acceptable to do so.

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• 10 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm

  @ching & phil…that sounds intimate, should I be worried?

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• 11 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:09 pm

  @beth don’t be worried. it was a long long time ago and was far from intimate.

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• 12 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm

  She did! Now I remember! I’m mad at Ching again because of that.

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• 13 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm

  HAHA!

  @ching – good job!

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• 14 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm

  phil was mortified. it was great!!!

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• 15 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm

  I also think it’s even worse if you call safety!

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• 16 Mark // Jan 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm

  I will avoid farting in public at all costs.

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• 17 tariann // Jan 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm

  I try not to fart in public and have only let some slide when it was impossible to hold in and I knew for sure it was silent and I could crop dust and get away without being caught. I would be mortified if I was caught farting! I’ve only really farted in front of family. One time I was at a club with Pavan and I farted in the corner, when he came up to me all “Ew, someone farted!” and I immediately laughed and admitted it was me, I knew we were tight buds.

  @Beth…I’m pretty sure I was there when Ching farted on Phil and yes, it was far from intimate and quite disturbing. I have a very clear picture of Ching cracking up and Phil being horrified. This may have happened more than once.

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• 18 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm

  I’m so against farting in public I even hold it in when I’m in someone’s bathroom! You never know how it’s gonna come out.
  And yes, I even avoid #2 at anyone’s house.
  So if any of you ever have me over…nope, not doing it, don’t even ask!

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• 19 April // Feb 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm

  I sometimes can’t help it which is sad since its not lady like but umm ok vegan diet plus female and i don’t care what anyone says girls do fart. and it gets worst before flow shows up to say hi. so yeah add the two and at least one week a month i can’t help it though i really try to not do it too much now that i don’t work in a place its ok to be gross. and i mean if your outside and al,l or if you up against a guard rail getting squeezed one’s just gonna pop out. its a fact look it up. swear it.

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