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posted January 22nd by ching

Are you the type to fart in private or in public?

Bonus: How often do you fart?

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19 comments so far ↓

1 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:11 am

Yes.
2 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:22 am

@phil…excellent answer.

I concur.
3 Nick // Jan 22, 2010 at 10:58 am

Every time.
4 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:01 am

i love to fart in public. when they’re loud it embarrasses people. my favorite are the silent stinky ones, especially on public transportation.
5 Tiffany! // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:13 am

No. And not often. I don’t eat a lot of rubbish, and my stomach is tolerant to all that I eat/drink, so maybe that helps.
6 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:13 am

If I’m in a huge crowd, I don’t care and let it go.
If I’m sitting there on the couch watching TV with my BF, I won’t fart for anything. Would love if he returned the favor just once!

Oh, and I only fart on certain days. haha
7 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 11:54 am

Ching do you try to arrange it so that you blast off on people while they are sitting down and you are standing up on the bus? I hate when people do that to me!
8 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 12:10 pm

@phil in fact, i think i may have farted in your lap before!
9 Stace // Jan 22, 2010 at 12:51 pm

Meh, it all depends on the situation and possible type of fart. In other cases, I’ll go the bathroom where it feels a little more acceptable to do so.
10 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:07 pm

@ching & phil…that sounds intimate, should I be worried?
11 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:09 pm

@beth don’t be worried. it was a long long time ago and was far from intimate.
12 phil // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm

She did! Now I remember! I’m mad at Ching again because of that.
13 beth // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:19 pm

HAHA!

@ching – good job!
14 ching // Jan 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm

phil was mortified. it was great!!!
15 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm

I also think it’s even worse if you call safety!
16 Mark // Jan 22, 2010 at 4:34 pm

I will avoid farting in public at all costs.
17 tariann // Jan 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm

I try not to fart in public and have only let some slide when it was impossible to hold in and I knew for sure it was silent and I could crop dust and get away without being caught. I would be mortified if I was caught farting! I’ve only really farted in front of family. One time I was at a club with Pavan and I farted in the corner, when he came up to me all “Ew, someone farted!” and I immediately laughed and admitted it was me, I knew we were tight buds.

@Beth…I’m pretty sure I was there when Ching farted on Phil and yes, it was far from intimate and quite disturbing. I have a very clear picture of Ching cracking up and Phil being horrified. This may have happened more than once.
18 MissBella // Jan 22, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I’m so against farting in public I even hold it in when I’m in someone’s bathroom! You never know how it’s gonna come out.
And yes, I even avoid #2 at anyone’s house.
So if any of you ever have me over…nope, not doing it, don’t even ask!
19 April // Feb 7, 2010 at 4:24 pm

I sometimes can’t help it which is sad since its not lady like but umm ok vegan diet plus female and i don’t care what anyone says girls do fart. and it gets worst before flow shows up to say hi. so yeah add the two and at least one week a month i can’t help it though i really try to not do it too much now that i don’t work in a place its ok to be gross. and i mean if your outside and al,l or if you up against a guard rail getting squeezed one’s just gonna pop out. its a fact look it up. swear it.