Question #792 Whitney or Mariah

posted December 18th by ching

Whitney or Mariah?

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13 comments so far ↓

  • 1 phil // Dec 18, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Mariah. Until maybe 5 years ago I had never heard a Mariah Carey song that I liked. Now she has her Christmas song that sounds like new order and we belong together and I like those. In fact I like most of her work since her duet with ODB. Anything before that reminds me of what a wasteland early 90s were for pop music.

    The Actress/Singer Whitney has spent the last 19 years since she sang the national anthem at the super bowl doing nothing so I give it to Mariah because she’s done more lately.

    Also I liked the dress Mariah wore to the all star game:

    http://cdn.complex.com/assets/images/laced/Features/022008/nba_allstar_sneakers_3.jpg

    If you had offered the choice of Toni Braxton I would put her above Whitney also.

  • 2 jake // Dec 18, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Mariah.

    Four words: Five octave vocal range. The part at the end of “Emotions” in which she demonstrates this is better than anything Whitney’s ever done.

    Also, she’s sexier and smarter than Whitney.

  • 3 sarah // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Mariah.

    Even though both are batshit insane, Mariah is hella talented. And she has a bathroom in her mansion done up with more Hello Kitty shizz than a Sanrio store in Japan. And she has a bangin’ bod.

  • 4 Tiffany! // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:15 am

    Old Whitney, new Mariah.

    “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” is classic Whitney.

    Mariah’s song dissing Eminem is awesome, and her “All I Want for Christmas” is one of the best Christmas songs ever.

  • 5 MissBella // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Mariah, cause she’s thickkkk and proves you don’t have to be skinny to be hot.

  • 6 Dav // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Mariah 100 percent. I even liked Glitter, and saw it the theater.

  • 7 ching // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    I love Mariah Carey. I love her in the same way that I loved Miss Piggy as a little girl. I’m seeing her play in Oakland in February, stoked!

  • 8 feverishpoptart // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    I can’t stand Mariah. I’m choosing Whitney because I love me a crazy bitch. http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001050.html

  • 9 radmila // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    Whitney.
    Because Whitney was Mariah before Mariah knew she was Mariah back when Mariah wished she was Whitney.

  • 10 beth // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    It depends…are you looking for drugs or bad attitude?

    MARIAH’S ON FIAH!

  • 11 Polowook // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    The first house I lived in with my friends after college was referred to as “The Fantasy Palace.” Mariah rollerskating on the Boardwalk?! I about lost my mind the first time I saw that video. Definitely Mariah.

  • 12 jorge // Dec 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    kevin costner.

  • 13 stefan // Dec 20, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    mariah. whitney is washed up crack-whore. mariah keeps the lid on it better.

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