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• 1 phil // Dec 18, 2009 at 9:37 am

  Mariah. Until maybe 5 years ago I had never heard a Mariah Carey song that I liked. Now she has her Christmas song that sounds like new order and we belong together and I like those. In fact I like most of her work since her duet with ODB. Anything before that reminds me of what a wasteland early 90s were for pop music.

  The Actress/Singer Whitney has spent the last 19 years since she sang the national anthem at the super bowl doing nothing so I give it to Mariah because she’s done more lately.

  Also I liked the dress Mariah wore to the all star game:

  http://cdn.complex.com/assets/images/laced/Features/022008/nba_allstar_sneakers_3.jpg

  If you had offered the choice of Toni Braxton I would put her above Whitney also.

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• 2 jake // Dec 18, 2009 at 9:58 am

  Mariah.

  Four words: Five octave vocal range. The part at the end of “Emotions” in which she demonstrates this is better than anything Whitney’s ever done.

  Also, she’s sexier and smarter than Whitney.

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• 3 sarah // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:08 am

  Mariah.

  Even though both are batshit insane, Mariah is hella talented. And she has a bathroom in her mansion done up with more Hello Kitty shizz than a Sanrio store in Japan. And she has a bangin’ bod.

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• 4 Tiffany! // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:15 am

  Old Whitney, new Mariah.

  “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” is classic Whitney.

  Mariah’s song dissing Eminem is awesome, and her “All I Want for Christmas” is one of the best Christmas songs ever.

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• 5 MissBella // Dec 18, 2009 at 10:25 am

  Mariah, cause she’s thickkkk and proves you don’t have to be skinny to be hot.

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• 6 Dav // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

  Mariah 100 percent. I even liked Glitter, and saw it the theater.

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• 7 ching // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm

  I love Mariah Carey. I love her in the same way that I loved Miss Piggy as a little girl. I’m seeing her play in Oakland in February, stoked!

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• 8 feverishpoptart // Dec 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm

  I can’t stand Mariah. I’m choosing Whitney because I love me a crazy bitch. http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/001050.html

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• 9 radmila // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

  Whitney.
  Because Whitney was Mariah before Mariah knew she was Mariah back when Mariah wished she was Whitney.

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• 10 beth // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm

  It depends…are you looking for drugs or bad attitude?

  MARIAH’S ON FIAH!

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• 11 Polowook // Dec 18, 2009 at 1:53 pm

  The first house I lived in with my friends after college was referred to as “The Fantasy Palace.” Mariah rollerskating on the Boardwalk?! I about lost my mind the first time I saw that video. Definitely Mariah.

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• 12 jorge // Dec 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm

  kevin costner.

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• 13 stefan // Dec 20, 2009 at 12:11 pm

  mariah. whitney is washed up crack-whore. mariah keeps the lid on it better.

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