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• 1 jon // Dec 3, 2009 at 9:46 am

  I would get it. People do things to change their bodies all the time. I would not make it a priority, however because I would rather spend my money on other things right now. If insurance covered it I would be all over it.

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• 2 phil // Dec 3, 2009 at 9:54 am

  If I was disfigured in a car crash like Montgomery Clift I would get plastic surgery. If I was disfigured by getting older though I wouldn’t.

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• 3 Joe // Dec 3, 2009 at 10:03 am

  Two words: Laser-balls!

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• 4 jon // Dec 3, 2009 at 10:12 am

  @phil If you were disfigured by a car crash would you just have them make you look the same or would you have them do some touch up since they are already in there?

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• 5 phil // Dec 3, 2009 at 10:18 am

  Good point Jon, I think once they were in there I would want Kirk Douglas’ Chin. I would worry about laser-balls though Joe, they seem like they could be dangerous. Maybe I would get laser-chin, kirk douglas’ balls, kirk douglas’ laser or maybe chin balls.

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• 6 Stace // Dec 3, 2009 at 11:16 am

  I wouldn’t get any currently, with or without barriers (time, money, etc). I haven’t had any either unless you count corrective surgeries as plastic as well.

  If disfigurement occured then yes. I’m not sure if I would get more done than just to fix what was damanged. I can’t think of any improvements I’d like at this moment.

  Also, it’s kind of scary because the former Argentina beauty queen died after getting plastic done on her butt. I’m not about to risk death for a butt. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Cosmetic/miss-argentinas-death-shows-dangers-buttock-injections/story?id=9221615

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• 7 feverishpoptart // Dec 3, 2009 at 12:32 pm

  Yes. A lot of people in my family have had work done, from boobs to complete body tucks. I wouldn’t do anything drastic though. Maybe my boobs when I’m older and they start going south, or fractal laser on my skin when it starts looking like doodie.

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• 8 MissBella // Dec 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm

  My boyfriend told me if I ever get anything done in the boobage area, he would probably leave me because I would be ruining myself. He also thinking Victoria’s Secret crazy push-ups are a total LIE and no one needs them because the real thing is best. haha.

  Thank god I wasn’t born with any deformations, therefore I don’t need plastic surgery. My friend got some though, on her nose and her mom made her because she had a pretty big bump. Unless I have was like, I wouldn’t get any surgery if I honestly have nothing to complain about.

  I was actually watching a surgery show yesterday, and this woman split her tongue so she looks like a lizard…and it’s kinda gross.

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• 9 Joe // Dec 4, 2009 at 6:20 am

  F.R.A.C.T.A.L. L.A.S.E.R.

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• 10 phil // Dec 4, 2009 at 9:47 am

  Oh I would get my feet narrowed so that I could wear whatever shoes I wanted. I have feet that are wider than they are long just about, like a snow shoe or a duck foot.

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• 11 phil // Dec 4, 2009 at 9:48 am

  Also maybe a prosthetic beard so instead of saying “your beard is weird” people would say “your beard is feared”.

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• 12 beth // Dec 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm

  @ phil that’s clever. Would it be synthetic hair?

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• 13 Tiffany! // Dec 7, 2009 at 12:51 pm

  I would get reconstructive surgery if I had a major disfigurement from say a fire. I don’t think I’d get anything else done, though. I’m happy with myself and think that if I got anything done I’d become insecure about adding or taking away from my real self.

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• 14 ching // Dec 8, 2009 at 9:48 pm

  I’m going for the breast lift when I’m done having babies. Saggy boobs just don’t look attractive. I have yet to see a bra that makes saggy boobs look awesome.

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• 15 stefan // Dec 10, 2009 at 12:28 am

  Platsic surgery rules. Jon is right. MissBella, your bf is wrong, …as in “whack”.

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