in the last 7 days...
phil has elevated the game like Mile High Stadium with 12 comments.
beth is in Striking Distance like Bruce Willis & boats with 11.
Joe is in your face like your own skull with 8.
Tiffany! is right up in there like ill-fitting swimwear with 8.
prof. fancy pants just wants something to dance to and has 5.
DirtyDanSin has his/her dignity, but only 4 comments
jon has 3 comments and needs to raise the stakes like when the camping trip is over.
Stace has only 2 and needs to step up like when the escalator is broken.
This is a message left by an unsatisfied customer for the Jimmy Dean company through the Jimmy Dean Hotline. I really love how it sounds like this man holds a PhD. in Sausageology. He just wants to eat, goddammit!
P.S. t-bone steak is a breakfast food?
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feverishpoptart
// Nov 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I never want to go to Texas.
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heypal
// Nov 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Is that because once you get there, you’ll never want to leave?
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phil
// Nov 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I want to go to Texas, I’ve never been and I think I would like it.
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beth
// Nov 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
WOW- I really don’t think that extra 4 oz. is going to make that big of a difference for this man.
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feverishpoptart
// Nov 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I don’t want to go to Texas because I’m vegan and I imagine myself starving and being bullied.
Except Austin, I hear it’s pretty rad there.
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jason
// Nov 16, 2009 at 11:14 pm
no maple or sage!!! i love how people from the south still have a rivalry with northerners. in sixth grade a classmate of mine at dodgen middle school in marietta georgia, accused me of being a “yankee” because he didn’t like something i said. the south rules, except for texas.
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jon
// Nov 17, 2009 at 8:39 am
I alway feel like an obvious “yankee” in the south. It might have something to do with ordering salad and martinins for dinner. I have also been known to drink all the mineral water a store has.
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phil
// Nov 17, 2009 at 9:24 am
Sorry I couldn’t respond earlier, I was drinking a glass of maple syrup & eating a handful of sage like we do here in the North.
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beth
// Nov 17, 2009 at 9:56 am
I think Texas gets a bad rap all too often. Even Houston (which isn’t as cool as Austin or as big as Dallas) is a pretty cool and progressive place. Everyone I met was exceptionally friendly and hospitable. The residents who are wealthy, graciously donate to a vast number of wonderful museums and an outstanding zoo. While the concepts of zoos is often a sticky subject, they are doing good work here. They are even some great things being done in the field of education here (believe it or not). The weather leaves a little to be desired…but hey, every state can’t be California.
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Joe
// Nov 17, 2009 at 10:02 am
Yeah, its true Beth, but it is balanced out by the excellent rap it sometimes gets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-GDzhYFZak
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phil
// Nov 17, 2009 at 10:07 am
Houston is the home of Shipley donuts also.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS5Ny0FLwj0
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jake
// Nov 17, 2009 at 11:40 am
If you want to keep a good opinion of Texas, stay the hell away from El Paso.
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feverishpoptart
// Nov 17, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Haha, I have family from El Paso. They are the “bad cousins”.
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phil
// Nov 17, 2009 at 3:44 pm
At last our national nightmare is over:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go3Uvxdatj8
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eddie k
// Nov 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Is that really the same guy? It can’t be!
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beth
// Nov 18, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@eddie…no it isn’t the same dude, but it is a video response to the other youtube vid.
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