Question #764 Sleeping Stories

posted November 10th by jake

What’s the strangest (and/or funniest) place you’ve ever fallen asleep?

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17 comments so far ↓

  • 1 c lo // Nov 10, 2009 at 8:28 am

    I can’t fall asleep in odd places. I just can’t. I’ve never really even passed out anywhere strange, I usually make it to a bed or at least a chair.

    The strangest place I’ve fallen asleep is a row of seats on a flight, and really it’s just strange because I don’t sleep in strange places. It was two nitols, a Baileys, and two glasses of white wine that finally made it possible for me to sleep on that plane.

  • 2 jon // Nov 10, 2009 at 9:10 am

    I can’t think of any really strange places that I have fallen asleep.
    I do however have a real gift in that planes are like Valium and put me right to sleep. I have actually fallen asleep while the plane taxis. I like the sureal elememt of plane sleeping because it isn’t very deep so I sometime get confused on wheater I am asleep of not.

  • 3 Tiffany! // Nov 10, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Slept or passed-out?
    I had a bad bout of tonsillitis in highschool that made me fall asleep in odd places because I was trying to party through the pain… and I was a teenager at Mount Bachelor with almost no supervision. I fell asleep at the table in the lodge, on the stairs up to my condo (indoors luckily). I came home and had an emergency tonsillectomy the next day.
    Also in my youth, I drank a bottle of VO and some beers and woke up on my friend’s family’s balcony in a swank part of town. It was a hot stockton night, so sleeping outside was no big deal. What was sublime was how I woke. My whole body from the neck down was outside of the sliding glass door. My head was just inside on a pillow. Apparently drunk Tiffany put some thought into the sleeping arrangement before passing the eff out.

  • 4 Tiffany! // Nov 10, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Oh, and I should add that soberly and without any -itis, I can fall asleep almost anywhere. Proof> a short nap on a horse while in Bermuda.

  • 5 phil // Nov 10, 2009 at 9:30 am

    Four way tie between:
    -under a bridge in Cloverdale
    -on a park bench in Berlin near Stefan’s house
    -in an under-construction house near a national park in Utah.
    -In front of a supermarket at 125th and Lenox in NYC at 5 AM waiting for the m60 bus to get home

  • 6 jake // Nov 10, 2009 at 10:47 am

    @jon: Didn’t you sleep in a weird place on the campus of UC Santa Cruz?

  • 7 jon // Nov 10, 2009 at 11:00 am

    I did “sleep” in a pipe that ran under the road. It was really cold and once I was sure the fuzz was gone I graduated to sleeping under a portable building until a deer startled me. I finally ended up climbing through a dorm window and sleeping on the couch in the lounge. Lesson learned avoid the knoll.

  • 8 NateG // Nov 10, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    I passed out in the parking lot of a church on a sunday morning once (it was like 2 am of a night that obviously started on a saturday).

    Luckily my friends were good enough to look for me after a couple of hours and through me in the bed of a pickup that brought me to a couch not far away…

  • 9 Jamie // Nov 11, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    at an obituary and morbid angel concert when i was in high school…strange and funny on many different levels.

  • 10 panasonicyouth // Feb 12, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    I have this problem where I can’t fall asleep wherever I want. I’d say the strangest place was a Greyhound station years ago when I got stranded in San Francisco.

  • 11 jake // Feb 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    @panasonicyouth: Fuck, you fell asleep in the S.F. Greyhound station and lived to tell about it?

  • 12 beth // Feb 13, 2010 at 11:37 am

    At a blackjack table in a So. Lake Tahoe casino. Not my most elegant moment.

  • 13 Joe // Feb 16, 2010 at 1:22 am

    I fell asleep once in one of the demo beds in Ikea. I had kind of climbed in as a joke but woke up 20 mins later drooling on a pillow.

    Its ironic because, until i got on the meds, I had a hard time sleeping in my own bed at home.

  • 14 Mark // Feb 16, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Jake, I fell asleep for two hours and magically did not get anything stole, nor was I bothered. I don’t understand it.

  • 15 Nick // Mar 3, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    I have slept this way more than one time: with just my head and arms on my bed and the rest of my body on the floor.

  • 16 Joe // Mar 4, 2010 at 6:07 am

    I can verify Nick’s claims. It looks kind of like he was in the middle of his evening prayers and decided “screw it, I’m just going to sleep right here”

  • 17 Nick // Mar 4, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Waking up the next morning I felt like Willie Mays Hayes must have felt when he slid head first into second but came up about 6″ short and was then easily tagged out.

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