Question #763 Hobology

posted November 9th by phil

Let’s say you are a hungry and exhausted hobo and you’ve just jumped a night train heading from Denver to Chicago. You’re able to get into a freight car. The car is mostly full of one thing and one thing only. What do you hope it’s filled with?

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  • 1 jake // Nov 9, 2009 at 6:38 am

    Either hobo Veronica Lake or unmarked $100 bills, in that order of preference.

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  • 2 TheSamePaige // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:00 am

    NACHOS with cheese smothered all over them. =]

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  • 3 Dav // Nov 9, 2009 at 7:32 am

    Egg and cheese sandwiches or diamonds.

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  • 4 phil // Nov 9, 2009 at 9:00 am

    California oranges or hot cinnamon rolls although it would be hard to sleep on sticky cinnamon rolls.

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  • 5 jon // Nov 9, 2009 at 10:23 am

    Fortified Wine. The one that I think would strike the most fear in a Hobo’s heart would be a train car full of shaving supplies.

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  • 6 Tiffany! // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Unmarked ten dollar bills. No one is going to believe you’re a hobo with hundreds, Jake. Though kudos on hobo Veronica Lake. nice choice.

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  • 7 beth // Nov 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Easy. A bag full of Starbuck’s sausage breakfast sandwiches, individually wrapped. With microwave (or packaged in a special self-heating technology sort of deal).

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  • 8 jason // Nov 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    peaches.

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  • 9 feverishpoptart // Nov 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    A magic lamp with a genie in it!

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  • 10 heypal // Nov 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    a magic lamp with barbara eden in it?

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