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• 1 Joe // Nov 4, 2009 at 9:14 am

  Oh I answered my own question in the post because I didn’t want you all to steal Raistlin from me.

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• 2 NateG // Nov 4, 2009 at 9:33 am

  oh god. i totally get the raistlin and caramon reference. i am a nerd too. dragonlance was my thing for a while.

  I think ethan allan hawley from john steinbeck’s winter of our discontent is the fictional character i can relate to the most.

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• 3 jake // Nov 4, 2009 at 9:46 am

  No, I’m most like Peter Parker. Joe, I think you’re most like Remy le Beaux.

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• 4 C Lo // Nov 4, 2009 at 9:58 am

  Harriet the Spy

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• 5 phil // Nov 4, 2009 at 10:17 am

  Harry Paget Flashman

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Paget_Flashman

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• 6 jon // Nov 4, 2009 at 10:59 am

  I want to be more like Philip Marlow and less like Patrick Bateman.

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• 7 Joe // Nov 4, 2009 at 11:22 am

  Phil, I feel like you are too busy being Orl Fane to be a dashing British knave.

  Jon, yeah if anything I am like Marlow’s sucky partner who gets killed.

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• 8 Joe // Nov 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm

  Oh also Jake I meant real books like Elfstones of Shannara. Not comic books. I mean comic books are for kids you know?

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• 9 Joe // Nov 4, 2009 at 12:23 pm

  Ohh oops. I guess it is my turn to eat crow. Clearly you meant the Spider-Man from this http://www.amazon.com/Spider-Man-2-Peter-David/dp/0345470540

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• 10 DirtyDanSin // Nov 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm

  Jean Des Esseintes of ‘A rebours’

  or

  Kenny Becker of ‘Ladies’ Man’

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• 11 phil // Nov 4, 2009 at 3:19 pm

  The French that DDS answered made me realize I am more like the narrator in “the stranger”.

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• 12 Joe // Nov 5, 2009 at 8:34 am

  Thats weird, I didn’t realize “The Stranger” was narrated by Grenouille.

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• 13 phil // Nov 5, 2009 at 10:05 am

  Joe, Grenouille’s main characteristic is that he doesn’t have a smell. You know this is your friend Phil, right?

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• 14 Joe // Nov 5, 2009 at 11:55 am

  I just assumed that that was a cologne you made for yourself to try and appear normal.

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