What’s the best way to take a bath?
Questions #748 Bathtime
posted October 19th by phil
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dav
// Oct 19, 2009 at 10:22 am
In hot hot water with epsom salt.
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phil
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:00 am
Outdoors, in a tin washtub, with a scrub brush, Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap and a rubber ducky.
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Joe
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:16 am
My favorite way to take a bath is with:
Some herbal bath salts,
water-proof pillow,
a board that fits over the bath to hold a book and
2 bees-wax candles (did you know that regular candles are made from petroleum and are carcinogenic?),
sade or ambient electronica like Deutch Nepal or Michael Stearns,
1 prostitute, dead, male
3 disposable enema kits,
1 20lb bag of down and feather mixture,
1 heatless waxing kit,
1 stick soothing incense or aromatherapy oil warmer
4
C Lo
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:23 am
with someone else
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MissBella
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
after you take like 5 minutes to scrub the tub. Seriously, I will not get in without it. That leads me to have good bath time!
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Tiffany!
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:29 am
With someone else who will wash your hair for you.
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jon
// Oct 19, 2009 at 11:33 am
No baths for me I prefer showers. I do have a huge clawfoot bath tub which I like because it make a good laundry hamper. Phil took a bath and shaved in it once. I haven’t used it since.
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eddie k
// Oct 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Standing up.
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jake
// Oct 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm
In a river.
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Stace
// Oct 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Add nice smelling bubbles and use water-proof pillow.
Convince self that you are going to relax and read book, listen to soft music.
End up getting frustrated after 15 minutes because you can hear the water slowly draining out of the tub and this doesn’t fit into relaxing.
Get out to curse at drain because it can’t be fixed. Go have a beer instead.
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heypal
// Oct 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
in the swimmin’ hole
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