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• 1 jake // Oct 12, 2009 at 5:37 am

  Chinchilla for sure.

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• 2 Joe // Oct 12, 2009 at 6:40 am

  Probably a hippo. Lets get this disgusting existence over with. I want to feel what it is like to be crushed under those giant dull teeth.

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• 3 Deke // Oct 12, 2009 at 7:14 am

  Grizzly Bear.. I would surely have beautiful scenery to look at while I was mauled.

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• 4 phil // Oct 12, 2009 at 9:19 am

  A king cobra because it would hypnotize me first so my death would be painless.

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• 5 beth // Oct 12, 2009 at 11:50 am

  pygmy bunny

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• 6 MissBella // Oct 12, 2009 at 12:34 pm

  Be careful what you wish for…hehehehe.

  I would wanna be attacked by a fly, just because it would be super funny to watch.

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• 7 prof. fancy pants // Oct 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm

  @beth, is that a monty python reference?

  i would prefer to be attacked by a tiger while riding an elephant.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv_GQ1_MrrE

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• 8 beth // Oct 13, 2009 at 8:55 am

  @prof It wasn’t initially … but it is now.

  Haven’t seen that in years, must have been hiding out in my subconscious.
  Here’s the vid for fun.

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