The Shake Weight

posted August 6th by zjyw

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When did this start getting called exercise?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done for fitness/health?

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  • 1 tarbot // Aug 6, 2009 at 8:09 am

    I don’t really see how jacking off a dumbell increases arm tone but it made me LOL.

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  • 2 zjyw // Aug 6, 2009 at 8:36 am

    EXACTLY!

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  • 3 phil // Aug 6, 2009 at 9:46 am

    I was scared that the dumbbell would bust it. By “scared” I mean “conditioned to expect” and by “bust it” I mean “ejaculate”.

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  • 4 feverishpoptart // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Watching that video made me really uncomfortable.

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  • 5 beth // Aug 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    I dig how the computer generated woman’s head bobs back and forth when she demos the shake weight – like a computer generated chicken head of sorts.

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  • 6 jake // Aug 7, 2009 at 11:48 am

    I like how it opens with the words “Today’s fashion is all about…”

    I wonder what “prestigious California university” did the studies proving its effectiveness.

    I bet it’s really bad for your joints.

    Despite that, my strong pro-vibro-technology stance makes me back it. I mean, unshaky dumbells are sooo twentieth century.

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  • 7 beth // Oct 16, 2009 at 10:11 am

    DUDES! https://shakeweightformen.com

    Total awesomeness.

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  • 8 zjyw // Oct 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Oh god.
    Well, they don’t have a video for this one.

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  • 9 beth // Oct 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    I think you might have missed it – their site loads slowly…HOWEVER…there IS a video!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpXPCJUC2Kw

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