26 comments so far ↓

• 1 phil // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:10 pm

  Stopped listening.

• 2 C Lo // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm

  ditto what Phil said.

• 3 jake // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:21 pm

  Probably leaving town for weeks on end, over and over again.

• 4 Stace // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:46 pm

  I broke up with my last boyfriend over e-mail. Because I decided he didn’t deserve a face to face.

• 5 Thadd // Aug 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm

  I have told some pretty bad lies in the past but I never cheated… not that I didn’t try (kinda).

• 6 Joe // Aug 5, 2009 at 1:18 pm

  I think the worst stuffs I have done to a GF was to: Let her be the only thing keeping me happy (as an old I realize this is an oppressive thing to do to someone), isolating her from the beer-bonging, study grouping, greek-systeming college experience she apparently craved, and basically making her have to share my own mala cabeza with me.

• 7 dav // Aug 5, 2009 at 1:52 pm

  Exactly what Jake said.

• 8 beth // Aug 5, 2009 at 2:30 pm

  I can’t think of a thing. I’m pretty sure that is bad. It probably means I am horrible [to him].

• 9 prof. fancy pants // Aug 5, 2009 at 8:10 pm

  i think letting them be in a relationship with me is the worst i could do. in the real world, once i lost my phone and worried my GF. i felt like a real jerk.

• 10 MissBella // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:27 am

  I pretended to be an ex of his, made a fake email address and emailed him saying I’m coming to town and wanted to meet up, to see if he would actually tell me about it. I later told him it was me…and he thought I was silly. (I would be pissed!!!) That was when I was 18. Now I’m 20 and just a tad bit better

• 11 zjyw // Aug 6, 2009 at 7:10 am

  Well I made the decision for me but I’m sure it hurt them: Relocate to a city 500 miles away and mound up graduate college debt.

• 12 Joe // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:18 am

  @phil, @prof what about the time you guys went on a sex cruise through the Caribbean but told your girlfriends you were going up to Ukiah to visit your mothers?

• 13 Joe // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:21 am

  Oh one thing I did along the same lines as MissBella was h4×0red into my girlfriend at the time’s email (VAX/VMS isn’t the most secure thing around in case you wondered.) I discovered that dudes were emailing her Tool lyrics. It was kind of the beginning of the end for us. That was when I was a hot young teen as well. Now I am 32 and may or not know better. At least I know that emailed Tool lyrics aren’t the end of the world.

• 14 phil // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:34 am

  Joe, I don’t count that because Professor and I brought back souvenirs for our moms and girlfriends, so morally speaking it wasn’t so bad.

• 15 Joe // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:47 am

  ahh ok makes sense.

• 16 phil // Aug 6, 2009 at 12:27 pm

  What kind of souvenirs can you get on a sex cruise anyways?

• 17 prof. fancy pants // Aug 6, 2009 at 1:31 pm

  i think sexy key chains like this:

  http://tiny.cc/sexcruise287

• 18 beth // Aug 6, 2009 at 3:11 pm

  hahaha WAIT!

  I like that key chain way better than this lame shirt you brought back for me “from Ukiah”.

• 19 prof. fancy pants // Aug 6, 2009 at 4:19 pm

  that’s a pretty sucky shirt.

• 20 Joe // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:26 pm

  “hey babe, i ‘totally’ ‘went’ to ‘ukiah’ here is a sucky shirt. Hope you like it”

• 21 Joe // Aug 6, 2009 at 11:30 pm

  Also that reminds me of the time you guys sold the gifts your girlfriends bought you for your birthdays and we used the money to buy time in the ‘private pleasures’ booth at the lusty lady. Those were the days man…

• 22 beth // Aug 7, 2009 at 9:24 am

  Egad! Well…I hope you wasted that money wisely. Like requested the booth with the lady with just one leg.

• 23 prof. fancy pants // Aug 7, 2009 at 2:07 pm

  those times are almost as good as the times when i was unemployed and sold my GFs CDs to buy forties with, but not quite as awesome as when i had a yard sale when she was at work, sold all of her stuff and went on a sex cruise.

• 24 phil // Aug 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm

  But when you went on the sex cruise she was there also! So of course you put on a disguise (probably a Zorro mask) and had sex with her and she said all this pillow talk like “Oh my boyfriend never does it so well”

• 25 prof. fancy pants // Aug 7, 2009 at 3:52 pm

  the whole time i was thinking, “she never asks for a second cup of coffee at home …”

• 26 phil // Aug 7, 2009 at 4:01 pm

  No, you didn’t know it was her cause she was wearing a wig. You have a horrible memory.

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