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• 1 jake // Jul 2, 2009 at 8:16 am

  The feeling of pride I get for being from a country that invented the potato.

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• 2 tarbot // Jul 2, 2009 at 10:38 am

  baseball and burritos

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• 3 bobby // Jul 2, 2009 at 11:03 am

  baseball. duh.

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• 4 phil // Jul 2, 2009 at 11:43 am

  The ice cold soft drinks in cups as big as 44 ounces.

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• 5 Dannikins // Jul 2, 2009 at 12:27 pm

  @ jake: Isn’t the potato peruvian in origin?

  Yass Moosic and de beisbol!

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• 6 jake // Jul 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm

  @Dannikins: Oh, yeah. I mean “invented the turkey” then.

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• 7 Stace // Jul 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm

  All I could think of when I saw was booze and guns.

  And the right bear said guns and everything everyone else has said. Oh, and the fact that if you get too far in debt, just claim bankruptcy and forget!

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• 8 beth // Jul 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm

  California

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• 9 feverishpoptart // Jul 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm

  I was totally gonna say burritos too.

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• 10 NateG // Jul 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm

  I love the 4th of july!

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• 11 ching // Jul 3, 2009 at 10:36 pm

  Barbecue!

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• 12 Stefan // Jul 7, 2009 at 12:01 pm

  The feeling that you’ve arrived… you don’t need to look anywhere else for inspiration and dreams. Not in the spirit of the other posts, but still the truth. If you have dreams and are willing to work hard, there is no other place you wanna be.
  If you don’t believe me, why don’t you go to Europe? Try it out. All you can tell me is how you won’t sink if you’re lazy over there… how you get shit for free without working or paying for it… but you can’t be yourself (with all your colored hair, tattoos, and weird diets) or fulfill your dreams like you can in the US of A!!
  Others are carrot cake, NY cheese cake, porn and anything related to the sex industry (US took it to the next level), fashion, music, entertainment, food, EVERYTHING, … and by extension: Latin women.

  USA is the BEST! Germany isn’t bad either, though.

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• 13 Tiffany! // Jul 23, 2010 at 11:09 am

  the pioneer spirit… classic cars… apple pie with cheddar and icecream…. mmm farmstand icecream in Massachussetts… SUPER BURRITOS…. the varied topography (and all the snow and beaches provided)… innate sassiness of our women… the re-insurgence of craft brewing… SAN FRANCISCO… our national anthem (Have you HEARD some of the other ones? WTF?)… Our adorable soccer team… wild horses… genuine scooters… Americana/bluegrass… cowboys… Minute Man Park…. graham crackers .. It’s-Its

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