What combination of two words will bring the most visitors to veryserious.org through google search?
NOTE: Many people come to this website because they searched for this or that. Answer this question with words in quotes, like “bolo ties” or “mustard fetish” or what have you.
Bear in mind that if your answer is “dirty sluts”, “undisciplined whores” or “spiritual enlightenment”, your chances of getting on the first few pages on google are very low since there are so many pages that offer those things. You have to thread the needle and figure out what some, but not all, people are looking for and not finding elsewhere. Some time next month we’ll check to see which answer did best and whoever gave that answer will be declared champion.
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1
Heypal
// Jun 30, 2009 at 7:57 am
Duck warts.
2
jake
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Haircut chart.
3
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
“cheater jake”
4
Dannikins
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:10 pm
“celebrity autopsy”
“manscaping mishap”
5
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
“octagonal breasts”
6
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:12 pm
“gay jesus”
7
jake
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“metallic thighs”
8
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm
“dracula blowjob”
9
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“shark messiah”
10
beth
// Jul 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
“simian chef”
“animal temptation”
“meatball races”
“meatloaf excitement”
“crybag hour”
11
beth
// Jul 1, 2009 at 3:03 pm
oh! hey – it looks like “an-m-l t-mptat–n” is already a winner!
12
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I censored your last comment Beth cause if you repeat your phrase it could skew the results.
13
phil
// Jul 1, 2009 at 3:30 pm
“laser muslims”
14
beth
// Jul 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm
“censorship laser”
15
beth
// Jul 1, 2009 at 5:10 pm
“robot limbs”
16
beth
// Jul 1, 2009 at 5:12 pm
“impatient trains”
17
phil
// Jul 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm
“caddyshack fanfiction”
“ghostbusters fanfiction”
18
phil
// Jul 2, 2009 at 3:25 pm
“zatanna bondage”
19
phil
// Jul 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“cornmeal toothpaste”
20
jake
// Jul 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
“fanfiction fanfiction”
21
beth
// Jul 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
“vomitoria emporia”
22
LukeG
// Jul 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm
“post-recovery investments”
23
phil
// Jul 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm
“real talkingest”
24
phil
// Jul 19, 2009 at 1:55 am
“sexy cosmonauts”
25
phil
// Jul 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm
“jerky slurps”
26
prof. fancy pants
// Jul 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm
“foot bath”
“horror soap”
“weed jerky”
27
beth
// Jul 21, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“fetal goatees”
28
Joe
// Jul 21, 2009 at 3:06 pm
“mayonnaise [edited]”
“rape harvest”
“baby rendering”
29
Joe
// Jul 21, 2009 at 3:07 pm
“carbonated mayonnaise”
30
feverishpoptart
// Jul 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm
bacon-flavored bacon
31
phil
// Jul 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“panty fight”
“panty pantry”
“panty party”
“panty pints”
“panty paint”
“panty prints”
“panty prince”
32
Beth
// Jul 22, 2009 at 4:04 pm
What was Joe’s edited Mayo phrase?
33
phil
// Jul 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
It was three words so I told him he had to shorten it
34
Beth
// Jul 22, 2009 at 4:08 pm
so it was changed to carbonated mayonnaise?
35
Dannikins
// Jul 23, 2009 at 9:55 am
“ardent falter”
“frantic dullard”
36
phil
// Jul 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm
“tighty whities”
“baggy blueys”
“loosey reddies”
37
DirtyDanSin
// Jul 26, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“unfortunate dungarees” is popping off right now!
38
DirtyDanSin
// Jul 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm
also, who knew that “stolen nose” would creep out of childhood lore and into reality?!
39
phil
// Jul 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm
“dog condom”
“crouton futon”
40
phil
// Sep 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
“fishnet facemask”
“barrel girls”
“cake riot”
“chugging spit”
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