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• 1 tarbot // May 13, 2009 at 11:26 am

  I’m hungry. Like all the time. I may be getting obese.

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• 2 phil // May 13, 2009 at 11:50 am

  -Pollen allergies that start in February and end (hopefully) in June

  -Stock portfolio looks like Ethiopian of the year

  -Lakers finals run seems inevitable

  -Zombie ants exist: http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765

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• 3 NateG // May 13, 2009 at 12:44 pm

  I had a head cold the other day. THen i got on an airplane. Now my ears are all clogged up and everything sounds like i am under water.

  Doc said it could last 6-8 weeks… not a whole lot to do about it either.

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• 4 Stace // May 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm

  I just had a ream of paper fall on my head through some bizzare set of actions I’ve yet to figure out.

  The paper must not have wanted to go in the printer. But I won that battle finally.

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• 5 dav // May 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm

  Not much. It’s beautiful outside, and everyone is starting to wear tank tops and blair spanish music in my hood. Spring rules in NYC.

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• 6 feverishpoptart // May 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

  I’m at Disneyland alone on my birthday because my friends are all runing late.

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• 7 Charlotte // May 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

  my dad died 2 weeks ago, left me with a pile of shit I had to clean up, the expense of cremation, and emotional baggage that I’ll be sifting through for a long time; but I am grateful that he also left me thousands of photos of our time together from age zero to 6, geneology stuff, and a great vinyl collection

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• 8 beth // May 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm

  - my ears hurt
  - my printer is broken
  - i am lactose intolerant

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• 9 hadas // May 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm

  this client of mine owes me 1200 bux and they just filed for bankruptcy

  another band i worked for for free for 3 months got a really good budget for a shoot and had one of their other friends take the photos instead- thanks dudes.

  i have wrist tattoos that say “chill fool”

  my mom’s cancer is getting bigger and they dont know what to do

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• 10 zjyw // May 13, 2009 at 7:05 pm

  I got fired today.

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• 11 phil // Jul 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm

  My girlfriend seems uninterested in watching Used Cars starring Kurt Russell.

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• 12 Tiffany! // Jul 21, 2010 at 1:17 pm

  that a girl as nice as me is single =P

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• 13 beth // Jul 22, 2010 at 12:16 pm

  @phil I think you seem uninterested in watching Used Cars, starring Kurt Russell.
  @Tiffany! It is this city, but never fear it will happen.

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