Question #511 Shameless

posted April 2nd by thadd

What is the lamest action that you have taken to get laid?

e.g.

why don't you share this (on facebook) or ?
category: a very serious question

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  • 1 phil // Apr 2, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Listening. Planning to attend a ballet. I don’t think anyone got laid through the Snuggie thing though, it seems unlikely.

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  • 2 jake // Apr 2, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Wore an eye patch for 3 months.

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  • 3 beth // Apr 2, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Did someone say ballet?

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  • 4 feverishpoptart // Apr 2, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    I haven’t done anything shameless to get laid, but perhaps I should. It’s been a while.

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  • 5 tarbot // Apr 2, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Once at a party my friend decided to pretend I was from Italy and she was from Cuba and that she didn’t speak English. I kept it up because this cute skater guy was really interested in asking me all these questions about Sicily. But then I got so disgusted that the dude actually believed both of us, and I decided he was too stupid to hook up with and I ditched him.
    One time I paid $20 to get into a rave. I was so pissed. I didn’t even get laid…just an ok makeout sesh.

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  • 6 ching // Apr 3, 2009 at 9:10 am

    @ phil & beth You guys still have not gone to the ballet yet???

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  • 7 jake // Apr 3, 2009 at 9:23 am

    @tarbot: That reminds me of the time me & some friends told a girl that another friend of ours was a pro skater, and she immediately started laying some serious game on him.

    The cool thing was that the friend in question had no idea what we’d done.

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  • 8 beth // Apr 5, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @ching My answer is the opposite of yes.

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  • 9 Joe // Apr 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    @beth two words: “program 8″ http://www.sfballet.org/performancestickets/2009season/program8.asp

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