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• 1 heypal // Jun 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm

  chum…p. that’s pronounced ‘chum,’ but at the end you keep your lips pursed with the ‘m’ until, two beats later, you let them go with the plosive ‘p’ sound. very defeating. people rarely know how to react. some people like the new ‘friend-o,’ made popular in ‘no country for old men,’ but i think those coens were making fun of our blue collar friends and i think that to use that word would be to join them in mockery of our great nation’s values.

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• 2 Beth // Jun 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  “an utter disappointment”.
  if you are like me, that burns pretty badly.

  otherwise, i think jerkface and charlatan are underused.

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• 3 prof. fancy pants // Jun 2, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  i am a big fan of the holden caulfield-isms, such as prince, champ and phony. however, my favorite insult is “little turd.” only this can be appreciated by those who have experienced one, meaning, everyone.

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• 4 Joe // Jun 2, 2008 at 7:06 pm

  @Beth I said that once when I was making out with a girl and discovered she had been using a padded bra… the embarrassing part is that I didn’t change the spelling.

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• 5 Dannikins // Jun 2, 2008 at 11:18 pm

  most popular at our house these days is a-hole. shitbird is good. classics = jerk, dumb-butt, fag, racist or crappy.

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• 6 Beth // Jun 3, 2008 at 1:11 am

  @Joe: If by “didn’t change the spelling” you mean “udder failure”…then this is what i think:
  “Ahh yeah, that is rad.”

  If not…

  Please elaborate.
  Cheers.

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• 7 jake // Jun 3, 2008 at 9:25 am

  Calling dude a “cunt” gets a pretty good reaction (unless you’re in the UK, where it seems to be the equivalent of “good day to you, sir”).

  For a female, the F-word is pretty powerful. By “F-word” I mean “fat.” If a woman ever really pisses me off, I plan to tell her: “I bet you used to be kind of pretty.”

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• 8 Beth // Jun 3, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  @Jake: that’s harsh. I love it!

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• 9 tarbot // Jun 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  slag
  men and women, it’s a satisfying word, feels nice to say
  or dick

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• 10 Vincent // Jun 3, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  2 options.

  1. STUPID D BAG

  2. FAGGET

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• 11 zachary // Jun 3, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  DUMMY!

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• 12 Tiffany! // Jun 3, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  I think it’s pretty insulting to tell someone that they listed to of the Very Serious Questions as #302… so I won’t.

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• 13 c lo // Jun 3, 2008 at 7:53 pm

  douche

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• 14 Tiffany! // Jun 3, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  doh. I misspelled “two” I’m going to have to think of something clever to insult myself with.

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• 15 Juan // Jun 3, 2008 at 11:02 pm

  remarkable imbecile

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• 16 dano // Jun 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  big dummy

  @jake: as far as having the longest lasting effect, callin’ girls fat is probably the best. that shit will twist their brain into a pretzel.

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