If you had to get married to someone of the same sex as you, who would it be and why?
(Marrieds, pretend you are single. Gays, please “flip the script” and say which person of the opposite sex you’d marry. Everyone, please remember that Ira Glass is already married)
→ 8 answers so far ↓
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NateG
// May 12, 2008 at 2:27 pm
weird question.
Uhm, i would get married to kanye west. Cuz he last cd was pretty tight and he has lots of money and i bet i could get into all the clubs super easy… and maybe he’d teach me how to rap.
Like, i know hes already married, but i could make that divorce happen…
also anybody else notice this site loading really slow in the recent days?
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Joe
// May 12, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I would marry Kana Kusumoto.
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melissa
// May 12, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I would marry Angelina Jolie. She would make me feel really insecure about myself, but she would be off on humanitarian missions all the time so that wouldn’t be too bad.
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lauren b
// May 12, 2008 at 6:47 pm
too easy. I met my best friend Emily the first day of college and before talking to her knew we’d hang out. i also thought she was half black/half chinese, but turns out she is jewish. At least i was right about part of it. Please see our wedding picture below (we have thought about this before)
http://a687.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_d74bc98a9e856f0629daa2b65bade4d6.jpg
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Jake
// May 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Probably George Clooney. Why? Because he gives me butterflies in my stomach, naturally.
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prof. fancy pants
// May 13, 2008 at 5:26 pm
it always comes down to someone famous. probably jude law or johnny depp. they so fine… ruff!
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Tiffany!
// May 14, 2008 at 9:07 am
Probably Cate Blanchett because I’ve already seen her hoo-ha so we’ve got that awkwardness out of the way.
And she has a family to keep her busy, and money to keep me in the manner I’d like to be accustom.
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Beth
// May 19, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Jenny Lewis. Because she makes me feel the same way George Clooney makes Jake feel. Also, she has a rad wardrobe, from which to borrow.
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