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• 1 heypal // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:14 pm

  it’s 2008 and i still can’t drive a flying car to work. i’d like for that to be invented, please.

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• 2 Joe // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:17 pm

  A good reason to stick around. Space gods and promise of an awesome time after this horrible time is doing more harm than good these days.

  I think we need to invent some device that has less bad side-effects than religion.

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• 3 Joe // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:19 pm

  The other think that I wish could be invented is an edit link for my comments so I could fix plurality problems in my posts for example.

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• 4 greg // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

  HOLLADECK!

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• 5 feverishpoptart // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  Vitamins in the form of a cigarette that also freshen breath and whiten teeth.

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• 6 Tiffany! // Apr 7, 2008 at 1:48 pm

  Time-pausing like in Out of This World. I always thought it would be great to stop time and get things done. Then I could take afterschool breaks, spending hours of work on papers, and still be able to see my friends.
  Other than that I think its about time for a cure to cancer, and aids, and this damn (yes, I cursed because i ‘hateses’ it so!) supervirus that I keep getting re-infected with.

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• 7 The Dan // Apr 7, 2008 at 2:29 pm

  a real opportunity for american political parties other than the evil deuce.

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• 8 Beth // Apr 7, 2008 at 7:29 pm

  Hollaback, I’m with Greg on this. I want to be able to teleport.

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• 9 Stefan // Apr 8, 2008 at 7:47 am

  I think Tiffany’s idea is brilliant, however, I would use it to steal and take like there’s no tomorrow, grope hot chicks (and NOT get arrested this time!)… man, you’d totally be above the law! I’d go all out…
  I would definitely redefine the meaning of “sucker punch”, and generally never work more than 4-5 hours a day… the rest I would just pause and continue the next day… however, if I can take anything from whomever I want, i dont need to work… so scrap the last point.

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• 10 jake // Apr 8, 2008 at 11:10 am

  It would be really great if you could finally replace our unwieldy neckties with laser ties. But everyone knows Big Money is blocking that.

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• 11 heypal // Apr 8, 2008 at 11:44 am

  yeah, the haberdashers and makers of fine men’s cravates have a super powerful lobby. DAMN THEM!

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• 12 Melissa // Apr 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm

  Waiting for a Tardis.

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• 13 holly // Apr 8, 2008 at 1:32 pm

  where are the teleporters? screw this 12 hrs to japan crap.

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• 14 Marky // Apr 14, 2008 at 2:59 pm

  how come nobody has said invisibility cloak? thats what i would want. second place : x-ray glasses.

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