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Question #250 Clean Words

posted March 14th by phil

A while ago I wanted to know the filthiest expression but now I would like to know the absolute most wholesome, least offensive word that can be spoken aloud, aside from A, An and The.

What is the least dirty word in the English language?

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1 Tiffany! // Mar 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm

spitzer

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2 alison // Mar 15, 2008 at 6:44 pm

fluff

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3 Juan // Mar 16, 2008 at 9:46 pm

clean

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4 Joe // Mar 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm

amortize

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5 The Dan // Mar 18, 2008 at 10:41 am

newborn

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6 Stefan // Mar 19, 2008 at 6:44 am

I feel really none of the words above are clean… I immediately associate porn and genocide with most of them…(Joe, go “amortize” that iraqi family for me, please. Straight-line.)

I think a really clean word is “with”.

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7 Beth // Mar 20, 2008 at 12:56 am

but, i’m “with” the band.

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8 Stefan // Mar 20, 2008 at 4:08 am

That doesnt count. “With” still means nothing…

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