Jake is in Jamaica all week and that’s why he didn’t put up a question. What do you think he is doing there?
Question #247 Jake
posted March 11th by phil
duh duh duhh duhh (on facebook) or
(on twitter)
category: a very serious question

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philip
// Mar 11, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I think he is giving a run.
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beth
// Mar 11, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Hopefully on a tour with this guy.
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Anonymous
// Mar 11, 2008 at 9:38 pm
**sigh**
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Tiffany!
// Mar 11, 2008 at 10:26 pm
probably not hitting his head against a wall in between writing term papers and studying for midterms… just a guess.
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Dirty Dan Sin
// Mar 11, 2008 at 11:09 pm
huffing paraquat with Miss Jamaica…final answer.
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Stefan
// Mar 12, 2008 at 3:27 am
He’s gonna be one of those guys who is trying to sneak into the swinger resorts and hang around the pool to try to get with a couple… it’s like those party hotlines, where you dial in and after $10 you realize it’s just you and 20 other fools trying to hook up with someone… you feel dirty afterwards… according to Phil.
Or he’s gonnna be one of those hippies that will try to get down with the locals until he realizes that Jah and doing drugs al day doesnt make them peaceful, that they hate whitey and wanna kill him, just like they are killing each other like animals, being one of the most backward and violent countries out there.
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rebeccajr
// Mar 12, 2008 at 5:25 pm
He’s more than likely passing the dutchie from the left hand side.
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Phoebe
// Mar 13, 2008 at 9:28 am
Jake is Jamaica and Phil is in Hawaii. I’m suspicious; I think it’s time to open the books.
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