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• 1 Jake // Aug 8, 2007 at 11:06 am

  Time machine. Duh.

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• 2 Sarah // Aug 8, 2007 at 12:30 pm

  hover boards and basically anything else from back to the future II

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• 3 Jenn // Aug 8, 2007 at 12:44 pm

  I would really like something that would help me be able to pee outside more easily.

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• 4 polish sausage queen // Aug 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm

  mass tele-transporter… like on star trek

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• 5 pete g // Aug 9, 2007 at 10:53 am

  a replicator, so we can do away with commerce and starvation

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• 6 amy simmer // Aug 9, 2007 at 12:18 pm

  i agree with sarah about the hoverboards… i actually was just talking about that. i mean, i use hoverboards/hovercrafts and generally everything back to the future-related as points of reference on startlingly regular basis, though.

  champagne in a box needs to be invented.

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• 7 Natalie // Aug 9, 2007 at 5:35 pm

  There are too many things already. I would rather un-invent things. I would start with cars and then airplanes. Then we could all travel by train and bicycle and hot air balloon. Oh, and I’d definitely un-invent the Swiffer. I mean seriously, how lazy and wasteful do you have to be to use one of those?

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• 8 Anonymous // Sep 8, 2007 at 5:41 am

  A method of compulsary/mandatory, reversable mass sterilization that only affects humans.

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• 9 Stefan // Oct 20, 2007 at 10:27 pm

  a scale that measures the amount of shit you just dropped. Really born out of the Germany toilet construction, which involves an interim pre-flush expection level. You may as well be able to measure the weight! I bet would have had some records!!

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