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• 1 ariel // Jun 11, 2007 at 11:21 am

  I would be played by the olsen twins (one redhead me/ one blonde me) and they would both have to gain A LOT of weight, to make it realistic and to create oscar buzz. My father would be played by Rowen Atkinson (Mr. Bean) and my mother would be played by Cruella de Vil (the cartoon version).

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• 2 tariann // Jun 12, 2007 at 9:45 am

  Anne Hathaway would be me. My dad would be played by Michael Keaton and if I thought harder about it I could figure out someone for my brother…my mom I have no idea.

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• 3 Dirty Dan Sin // Aug 29, 2007 at 10:38 pm

  the depp, of course.

  mom is indian chick from northern exposure – dad is john trudell.

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• 4 dav // Mar 1, 2010 at 9:19 pm

  Definitely Kevin Bacon will play me. My dad will be played by Phil Donahue (dead ringer) and my mom will be played by Florence Henderson, which is a coincidence because my mom’s name is Florence.

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• 5 phil // May 17, 2010 at 2:48 pm

  I would be played by a different actor in every scene, like Bob Dylan was a few years ago. The idea would be that my spirit was so multi-faceted but also so universal that no one actor or actress could play me. I would be played by various beautiful people, male and female, old and young, from around the world. The plot of the movie would be about me learning how cascading stylesheets work so that veryserious.org wouldn’t look ugly.

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