Question #57 Fingers

posted June 8th by phil

You are convicted of a crime and the judge says you have to have your finger cut off, but doesn’t specify which one, so you get to choose. Which one do you choose?

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  • 1 Nate // Jun 9, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Pinky. Its small and i only use it when i type or play guitar—and even then as little as possible!

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  • 2 amy simmer // Jun 11, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    right-hand pinky, totally. i have that terrible habit of sticking that finger out when i have a glass in my hand, so. i guess amputation would take care of that.

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  • 3 tariann // Jun 12, 2007 at 9:47 am

    i’d ask if we could compromise and see if he would let me get half of each pinky cut off..otherwise i would feel off balance, also, how could i choose?

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  • 4 Stefan // Oct 19, 2007 at 4:22 pm

    left pinky

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  • 5 Tiffany! // Oct 13, 2008 at 10:04 am

    right pinky…. it’s so useless that I raise it in the air when I’m drinking cups of tea… and even beers. Yep, I’m classy.

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  • 6 Tiffany! // Oct 13, 2008 at 10:06 am

    BONUS> I just figured out that my right pinky is the one that I type with the least and is surplus to requirement when typing my full name! Dope

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