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• 1 amy simmer // Jun 5, 2007 at 12:34 pm

  a quick google search uncovers this tidbit: “Since eating a mouthful of sand usually won’t hurt anyone, it is best not to overreact by limiting sand play.”.

  whew! in this case, it would take $150 for me to eat a mouthful of sand. the monetary payoff would have to go up exponentially with each additional mouthful, though, and i wouldn’t feel at all comfortable with taking in more than 1/2 cup, without assurance that i wouldn’t be grounding up my insides.

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• 2 John // Jun 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm

  i would eat a mouthfull of sand from your buttcrack after sitting on a mexican beach for two carne tacos and a lapdance at junior’s.

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• 3 prof. fancy pants // Jun 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm

  i eat sand for a beer. fuck, i’ll probably eat anything for a beer.

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• 4 La Vitellona // Jun 6, 2007 at 11:14 am

  I would only require a box of saltine crackers to wash it down with.

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• 5 heypal // Jul 16, 2007 at 10:47 am

  ketchup is all it would take

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• 6 Stefan // Oct 19, 2007 at 4:25 pm

  Like $5.

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