Question #53 Ethnicity

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If you had to change you ethnicity or race, what would you change it to?

NOTE: you would not be adopted, unless you already are. The ethnicity or race of all your family would change.

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1 ariel // Jun 5, 2007 at 10:51 am

eskimo. Why? 1. because I always wanted to check that box on standardized tests and college applications. 2. its the only race I can think of that doesn’t have a history of persecuting or being persecuted for hundreds or thousands of years. I admit I don’t know much about eskimos, but I imagine that the worst part about being an eskimo is that everyone would always ask you to recite all 250 words for snow. If thats the worst, I think I could handle it.
2 ariel // Jun 5, 2007 at 10:53 am

oh and 3. I like eskimo kisses.
3 La Vitellona // Jun 6, 2007 at 11:13 am

Ariel just wants to sleep in a big bed made of blubber!
4 tariann // Jun 12, 2007 at 9:53 am

chinese, because they love to eat and have large close knit families just like the italians and samoans do…so it would be the least stressful change for me
5 Joe // Jun 28, 2007 at 12:01 am

Not-Jewish of course!
6 Stefan // Oct 19, 2007 at 4:27 pm

Something latin, not mexican though.
7 zjyw // Nov 8, 2008 at 4:46 pm

uhh,…white?