What do you want me to get you for your birthday?
Question #46 Your Birthday
posted May 23rd by phil
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- beth : @chris woohoo!!
- chris : Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds ... «link»
- phil : I think I fixed it, if it's any consolation it wasn't much of a threat, it was a link to a folder that didn't exist, inside an iframe
- phil : I better look into that.
- prof. fancy pants : why does my security always tell me that a threat was blocked from jeck-juk[dot]com /images when i come to v.serious?
- Joe : MADBALL 357
- phil : Tarbot what's your opinion of Rory?
- phil : I like the way Amy Pond dresses and how they try to explain it within the story. I never saw the ones with Rose Tyler though.
- beth : Rose's horsey face is funny though. And she doesn't whine as much. Amy pond has prettier hair and nail beds though.
- tarbot : @beth...you don't like amy pond? i hate rose tyler and her stupid ugly face
- beth : oh! I just saw the tire banner - niiiice!
- beth : I like this one: «link»
- phil : yeah i've been putting new banners up
- Stace : is there a new banner with tires? loved the font.
- beth : @ phil yes...and a spangly bra
- phil : in the episode where she was "dressed for Rio" she wasn't really dressed for Rio. More like a moderately sunny day in the Brighton. "Dressed for Rio" means no shoes, a grass skirt over a thong and a showgirls headpiece, doesn't it?
- beth : she is *always* dressed for Rio.
- phil : yes but the miniskirts make up for it.
- beth : Dr. Who (this season) with Rose (first season - played by Billie Piper). No one likes Amy Pond and her terrible acting.
- beth : robotic seals and puppies
- Stace : *well I know it doesn't but the new ones could!
- Stace : The Brave Little Toaster use to give me anxiety issues probably still does. I hope your banners don't. But you should have an otter because they're awesome.
- phil : I'm going to make new banner images. My favorite is the one with jason mann, the brave little toaster and the topless wonder woman. What should the new ones have in them?
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Holly
// May 23, 2007 at 10:05 am
Phil, I want YOU to get everyone I know to pool money to buy me a new iPod, dammit. Mine broke… again. Subway sounds are not my thing.
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amy simmer
// May 23, 2007 at 1:11 pm
a new job.
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Anonymous
// May 23, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Funny you should ask mine is coming up. I would like you to go out and get me some food item that New York does really well, like cheese cake, and then I want you to freezer pack it or dry ice pack it or something and send it to me in San Francisco. But don’t go to too much trouble, just if you have time.
annie
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Andy
// May 23, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Phil, I want you to give me a photograph of you eating a hot dog bun, with soil in it instead of a hot dog. Then I want you to autograph it.
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Sarah
// May 23, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Premiere tickets to Live Free or Die Hard and night on the town with Bruce Willis, but only if he acts like John McClane.
Actually, what would be the coolest is if we could re-enact the original Die Hard, BUT John McClane will have a side kick, who will be played by me.
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Jason
// May 23, 2007 at 6:56 pm
i would want you to shoot me in the face. not really, but i saw an old friend last week, harold. everyone called him crazy harold though because in high school he shot another kid in the face and hella wasted him.
i guess i would just want to go and get a salami torta with you. december fourth, peace!
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Nate
// May 24, 2007 at 12:23 am
uhm,
a really rad car that costs hella money…. or you can travel forward in time and buy me season four and five of lost, cuz this shit is ridiculously good.
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Holly
// May 25, 2007 at 3:19 pm
or a bike. not buy it… just show me where to get a really good one at a reasonable price (i.e., under $150). in a close-ish proximity to the area i know well… so i am able to ride it back to my abode.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
maybe this is a good answer to the above question.
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