I was brushing my teeth a couple days ago and I wiped the fog off my mirror and looked at my face and said “I don’t got it”
Later, I was walking down the street and a girl on 11th street said “hey cutie!” and I looked to my left and then to my right and then pointed at myself and said “me?” and she said “yeah, you!” and then I smiled and I thought to myself “I still got it!”
It was pretty clear that my self image was external and etc. What makes you think “I still got it!” or “I don’t got it”?
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prof. fancy pants
// Apr 27, 2007 at 3:08 pm
if it’s late at night, i’m slightly tipsy and i’m not wearing my glasses, my reflection in the mirror is one of somebody who has it. all other points in time i don’t.
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devinv
// May 27, 2007 at 7:19 pm
when i was rolling on X, I had it. When i sniffed some coke last year, I had it, just barely. Those are pretty much the only times.
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Stefan
// Oct 20, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Breaking up with your girlfriend and picking up a hot stripper the same night without spending any (or at least very limited amounts of) money on her…
Being able to repeat the above at will, although you may have to switch clubs…
4
ching
// Sep 23, 2008 at 10:42 pm
when i make eye contact with someone of the opposite sex and i either make his head turn or look twice.
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beth
// Sep 24, 2008 at 12:25 pm
When the occasional MUNI driver hits on me, I think to myself “Dang! I must still got it!”
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lauren b.
// Sep 25, 2008 at 8:07 am
when one of the dudes whose address of employment is out front of a mini mart in the TL stopped what he was doing and yelled ‘DAAAAMN! skinny ass pigeon toed white girl!! daaaaamn! oh my god! you are pigeon toed! look at you! so fine!” Second to the gentleman at a bar who stared at my nose for so long that i finally asked if he had any questions. He used all these hand gestures to demonstrate how large it was, going “oh my god. your nose. your nose is so…big. i mean, its so BIG. you are amazingly hot.” I dont even know if i get normal compliments anymore, because these kinds overshadow those a wee bit.
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tarbot
// Sep 25, 2008 at 10:46 am
ha ha, it’s cool that this old ass post is getting some fresh answers…especially as yesterday as I was walking to work from Caltrain some dude in a car driving the opposite way down Bayshore rolled his window down and yelled “Hey Sexy!” at me and I immediately thought to my self, “Fuck Yeah, Still got it!”
@lauren b: your experiences sound awesome!
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zjyw
// Sep 25, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Being asked to dinner. It used to happen almost every night, but now it’s only about once a week. But I think I put more effort into it, I could get it back up.
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