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I fill Jake in on the week’s news and then proceed to explain to him the 5 best phrases to say, hear or read. I’m not sure how valid the list is, because I forgot to make Jake sign off on the list after it was announced. Careful listeners will hear clues about where I hid a pot of gold.

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In this week’s episode, Phil & I talk about Vladimir Putin, Derek Boogaard, Tim Tebow, Amy Winehouse, wireless mobiles and Meredith Kercher. I then list for him the 5 Most Important Places to Go Before You Die.

If you want to know how to get into Thug Mansion, you have to listen to this podcast.

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In this episode I get Jake up to date on the news and then we proceed to figure out the 5 most important milestones in life. This is a must-listen episode with a surprise twist ending.

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In this episode Phil & I discuss current affairs such as the recent spate of hand injuries amongst such athletes as Miguel Cotto and Ryan Braun, as well as the break-up of the Black Eyed Peas.

We also discuss my list of the 5 Best Commercial Spokes-Animals, with side-topics that include our endorsement of jokes about this year’s tsunami in Japan (and 9/11), Ton Loc’s “Funky Cold Medina“, Prohibition and much more.

By the way, all of the music in our podcast is by Victor Kenyon / Wiener Strauss.

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In this episode Jake and I discuss the recent news about the Breaking Dawn premiere, Matt Kemp’s death in an avalanche, how English people call dog leashes “leads”, this scene from Selena and the Jennifer Lopez upcoming sequel to Selena, Selena 2011. We also discuss Extranormal on TV Azteca.

The list for today is of the worst things that can happen to you while shaving, a question that was first asked here.

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